skate fast eat ass

funnytwittertweets:

(via beesimulator)

givemearmstopraywith:

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

(via the-art-of-illusion)

kowabungadoodles:

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting

(via ghstsoap)

cryptid-sighting:

I need everyone to see what’s on the Onion’s homepage right now

(via jurassic-park-girl)

ys19:

(via submerged-in-reality)

animatedamerican:

secretladyspider:

bi-poly-not-interested:

Even if you’re monogamous. This is not just for polyamorous people. Your partner is allowed to have fulfilling friendships outside of you. Your partner is allowed to turn to other people to help meet their needs. Demanding that they only come to you is unrealistic, toxic, possessive, and an unhealthy dynamic. The narrative that your partner should get everything from you - and you get everything from them - is a harmful product of bad rom coms. Don’t fall for it.

Absolutely even if you’re monogamous. Maybe especially then.

Your partner should have fulfilling relationships outside of the one they have with you. This isn’t just something you should tolerate, it’s something you should encourage, for your own emotional well-being as well as theirs. If your partner doesn’t want to have any relationships outside of the one they have with you, something is terribly wrong.

(via youremyonlyhope)

nervedeep:

I got a case of the sleepy tireds

(via nervedeep)

heyimboredtalktome:

besties i can’t do this anymore (hasn’t done anything)

(via actualbpd)

aidashakur:

(via i-am-bi-not-gonna-lie)

cumpriest:

you have so many fucking psychological problems *starts making out w u*

(via despair-xc)

10000001:

there’s a mini me in my head running around screaming.

(via nervedeep)